We'll remember you when we make it big

This is not specifically oriented towards film, but it's pretty funny.



There's a special place in hell for producers who expect their crew to invest more (in the aggregate) in their not-very-original project than they're willing to put in themselves. Or, producers who expect the DP's day rate to include a camera and media because "we don't have the budget for a camera and DP." Someone, please explain to me how you can expect to make a project and not have a camera in the budget?